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Something Strange; Everything True
No Plans; Just Coffee, Philosophy, And A Tail
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A child needs love the most when they’re neck deep in their worst behavior. And while more love would be greatly appreciated, thankfully, I’m an adult.
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My humesona is Karl. He works in accounting and accounts receivables. His hobbies include cheese making and Viking history. When I’m me, I’m ghastly shy… but when I’m Karl, everything just opens up and I can sleep with anybody! During the day, he spreadsheets. But after dark? He spreads sheets.
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You can’t be too careful; sometimes it’s just indigestion, but sometimes, it’s everything else.
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See *SMH* for information on the context of this post, because I ain’t going over that shit again. Needless to say, if you care to look, this is awfully suspicious posting, at least to me. I’m not going to commit to saying that this has any bearing on my current situation, only point out that on April 18, 2026 at 23:41:30 my husband Maus Skeeted: You can see there that he tagged emilyschooley.bsky.social (did:plc:44sc3f6cud7zn7haeljmtxeu), and on April 20, 2026 at 5:57 PM MDT she Skeeted the following: And…
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I said I’m taking a long break from the Internet, and I am. To clarify, I’m not “leaving the Internet,” or “touching grass,” or finally “getting help,” or “learning from this,” (I already knew all of this, it’s how I knew what to do) or “recovering,” or “healing”… though I am reprioritizing, for sure, that lands. To be clear, because I have to be: I have no idea if these two threads are ‘about’ me, and I’m not insisting they are about me. They very well could just…
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