You’ve Already Dug A Grave
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I Don’t Know What It’s Like To Have Friends
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Aileyn once said that I don’t know what it’s like to have (real) friends, unlike Liana Kerzner and her tight friendship with Aileyn as they bonded over an existential argument over the Fantastic Four like appropriate adults, because I didn’t behave in the way Aileyn approved of, behavior which also prompted her to help brainstorm how what I was doing could be classified as (illegal) hate speech because anything Aileyn doesn’t personally approve of is a crime, one she announces with the phrase, “Find your hinge, sir!” Anyways,…
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Whoever The Fuck I Am
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I don’t think years are all that disposable, and yet, my sense of time is so out of whack. I thought, well, I guess, I’ll talk to her in a year or so maybe. Oh, can you imagine? Can you fucking imagine it? I don’t have to. Twelve years? Long enough I suppose. Twenty-four years? Sizeable, I’ll give you that. Three years? Oh god, longest fucking span of time in my entire fucking life of sitting on my hands so I don’t get ahead of everyone else. -
Umbreluia
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Haters Gonna Hate
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Stardate 7.15.2026
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Oh, By The Way, You Accomplished Nothing
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Stardate 7.10.2026 Oooh boy, heh, well… that was NOT the right song and I did NOT mean to embed that one. Wow, creepy. I do NOT have this feeling about anyone right now. This is NOT a coded message. This was a pure mistake. And how? When You Go by Jonathan Coulton is the track before Code Monkey, which is the one I actually wanted, on the album Thing-A-Week Three. It’s that simple, unless someone needlessly complicates it for stupid-ass reasons that only have to do with themselves.…
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Afraid Of What?
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I Won’t Sympathize Anymore
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Stardate 7.09.2026
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Everybody Has Their Thing
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There is still one thing that continues to make me just… wonder in amazement. My fictitious ability to be both super-genius and dumb as a fence post at the same time. How I’m able, fictitiously, to embody capability and ineptitude simultaneously. And, most strange to me, my fictitious penchant for being both comprehensively clear and irrationally nonsensical, even in the same post or e-mail message. It’s quite an extraordinary ability really. Of course, being a magician, I know how the illusion is pulled off. It’s the marriage of…
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The Problem™
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Sometimes the easiest way to solve a problem is to stop participating in the problem.