Micro Posts
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Everybody Has Their Thing
There is still one thing that continues to make me just… wonder in amazement. My fictitious ability to be both super-genius and dumb as a fence post at the same time. How I’m able, fictitiously, to embody capability and ineptitude simultaneously. And, most strange to me, my fictitious penchant for being both comprehensively clear and…
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The Problem™
Sometimes the easiest way to solve a problem is to stop participating in the problem.
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Pump
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All The Love In The World
A child needs love the most when they’re neck deep in their worst behavior. And while more love would be greatly appreciated, thankfully, I’m an adult.
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Karl
My humesona is Karl. He works in accounting and accounts receivables. His hobbies include cheese making and Viking history. When I’m me, I’m ghastly shy… but when I’m Karl, everything just opens up and I can sleep with anybody! During the day, he spreadsheets. But after dark? He spreads sheets.
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Proof
The wise are grateful for resistance. Only falsehood resents a trial.