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  • Small Cumfurts Episode 4

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    Asher Wolfstein

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    In another post that was deleted (and so will now be an ‘archival post’ when re-published) I talked about projects I had worked on in late-2022. One of those is the now-infamous (a fact!) Small Cumfurts series by yours truly. Background This was originally published in 2025, but it was written in 2022 (not 2023 as I’ve previously written). Specifically on September 13, 2022, six days after Getting Biblical was written. Both were written in one day. This discrepancy, combined with other factors, leads me to quote the…

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  • Small Cumfurts Episode 3

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    Asher Wolfstein

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    In another post that was deleted (and so will now be an ‘archival post’ when re-published) I talked about projects I had worked on in late-2022. One of those is the now-infamous (a fact!) Small Cumfurts series by yours truly. Background This was originally published in 2025, but it was written in 2022 (not 2023 as I’ve previously written). Specifically on September 7, 2022, one week after Impropriety With A Vampire was written. Both were written in one day. This discrepancy, combined with other factors, leads me to…

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  • Small Cumfurts Episode 2

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    Asher Wolfstein

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    In another post that was deleted (and so will now be an ‘archival post’ when re-published) I talked about projects I had worked on in late-2022. One of those is the now-infamous (a fact!) Small Cumfurts series by yours truly. Background This was originally published in 2025, but it was written in 2022 (not 2023 as I’ve previously written). Specifically on August 31, 2022, four whole days after The Otter Pops was written. Both were written in one day. This discrepancy, combined with other factors, leads me to…

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  • Small Cumfurts Episode 1

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    Asher Wolfstein

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    In another post that was deleted (and so will now be an ‘archival post’ when re-published) I talked about projects I had worked on in late-2022. One of those is the now-infamous (a fact!) Small Cumfurts series by yours truly. You might be familiar with my more recent adult-oriented work titled Be Mindful Now (Ram Dass approves), otherwise known as 7 Ways To Be Mindful of the Now This Holiday Season like any properly SEO-ed Internet entry featuring scrotal furry earrings so beautiful they’d make Balzac blush in…

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  • HUGNS: Happy UnderGround News Station – Episode 3

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    Asher Wolfstein

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    We open with a delightfully happy story about the most basic of all human emotions: lust. No one on earth hasn’t experienced the high of both desiring another unabashedly and being desired instantaneously for countless number of irrational reasons. It feels great. One woman experienced a manifestation of this emotive energy today sitting in a park people watching. We take you on spot…

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  • HUGNS: Happy UnderGround News Station – Episode 2

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    For the backstory on this script, please see HUGNS Episode 1. Here is a humorous script for a “television show” I was writing called Happy UnderGround News Station. I was 25 and working as a technology paraprofessional at an elementary school when I wrote this. And yes, I wrote the first episode in one day, and then this episode the next day. The idea that any sort of length of my writing, online or off, formal or casual, indicates long periods of effort is understandable, but inaccurate.

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  • HUGNS: Happy UnderGround News Station – Episode 1

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    Asher Wolfstein

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    At one point or another I decided I’d make a “television show,” of some kind. This was when I was working at the elementary school and every weekend I’d travel back to Fort Collins to be with my husband Maus. It’s partly why I only worked there as a technology paraprofessional (apparently as one of their last) for a year. I wrote three episodes, and this is the first one, and luckily it has its own timestamp written right into the text.

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