Oh, we believe you… I don’t know why anybody wouldn’t believe you… unless, you’re not you, and so, there is no you to believe.
Anyway, this is an unclever way to tell everyone you’re 12 and are desperate to jerk it to anything… anything!
Hey, I’ve seen and been aroused by a slew of unimaginable things to most people… just, like the rest of you! Of course, sans the “kink confusion.” Definitely not confused >.> Not judging the kink, I’m judging the ma- er, boy. Get off the internet ya fuckin’ 12-year-old!