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  • Small Cumfurts Episode 3

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    In another post that was deleted (and so will now be an ‘archival post’ when re-published) I talked about projects I had worked on in late-2022. One of those is the now-infamous (a fact!) Small Cumfurts series by yours truly. Background This was originally published in 2025, but it was written in 2022 (not 2023 as I’ve previously written). Specifically on September 7, 2022, one week after Impropriety With A Vampire was written. Both were written in one day. This discrepancy, combined with other factors, leads me to…

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  • Small Cumfurts Episode 2

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    Asher Wolfstein

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    In another post that was deleted (and so will now be an ‘archival post’ when re-published) I talked about projects I had worked on in late-2022. One of those is the now-infamous (a fact!) Small Cumfurts series by yours truly. Background This was originally published in 2025, but it was written in 2022 (not 2023 as I’ve previously written). Specifically on August 31, 2022, four whole days after The Otter Pops was written. Both were written in one day. This discrepancy, combined with other factors, leads me to…

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  • Small Cumfurts Episode 1

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    In another post that was deleted (and so will now be an ‘archival post’ when re-published) I talked about projects I had worked on in late-2022. One of those is the now-infamous (a fact!) Small Cumfurts series by yours truly. You might be familiar with my more recent adult-oriented work titled Be Mindful Now (Ram Dass approves), otherwise known as 7 Ways To Be Mindful of the Now This Holiday Season like any properly SEO-ed Internet entry featuring scrotal furry earrings so beautiful they’d make Balzac blush in…

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  • GamingFurever – RetroRodentia: Mother

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    This is a “retro review” I wrote for GamingFurever.com which, for a while seemed defunct to me, but now I guess it back up again (I just checked now)… however, my reviews don’t seem to be there anymore. I can’t say that I played this game in my nostalgic childhood, getting up way early in the morning in my mickey mouse one-sy. That’s because it never really came out in the United States as far as I know. So unfortunately, I had to experience this game as a translated ROM on my handy emulation device (that I connect to my color stereo CRT).

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  • GamingFurever – RetroRodentia: Maniac Mansion

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    This is a “retro review” I wrote for GamingFurever.com which, for a while seemed defunct to me, but now I guess it back up again (I just checked now)… however, my reviews don’t seem to be there anymore. Maniac Mansion. That’s Mansion, with a Maniac in front of it, don’t forget it. I originally played this game when I was in elementary school on my trusty dusty Nintendo Entertainment System. Oh, the stories would abound in the lunch room, particularly about how you could see Nurse Edna naked (fortunately, pure rumors).

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  • Gaming Furever – RetroRodentia: Faxanadu

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    This is a “retro review” I wrote for GamingFurever.com which, for a while seemed defunct to me, but now I guess it back up again (I just checked now)… however, my reviews don’t seem to be there anymore.

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  • Gaming Furever – RetroRodentia: Dragon Warrior

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    This is a “retro review” I wrote for GamingFurever.com which, for a while seemed defunct to me, but now I guess it back up again (I just checked now)… however, my reviews don’t seem to be there anymore.

    The date on the txt file I found this in was September 14, 2019, but that is not accurate at all. This was written during my deepest depression of two years about 16 years ago. That would more like 2009, not 2019.

    Anyways, here it is.

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  • Gaming Furever – RetroRodentia: Dizzy The Adventurer

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    This is a “retro review” I wrote for GamingFurever.com which, for a while seemed defunct to me, but now I guess it back up again (I just checked now)… however, my reviews don’t seem to be there anymore. I remember getting a hold of this game in the video game underworld called the playground. I can’t remember what we traded in exchange for this odd title, but we couldn’t find it anywhere else. My future brother-in-law and me together tried to tackle this game, pleasantly so. I don’t think we ever beat it, or solved all the puzzles, but we had a good time.

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  • Gaming Furever – RetroRodentia: Blaster Master

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    This is a “retro review” I wrote for GamingFurever.com which, for a while seemed defunct to me, but now I guess it back up again (I just checked now)… however, my reviews don’t seem to be there anymore. Ah, what can I say about this game. I’ve had it since childhood. It always taunted me on a sick day home from school, beat me, beat me, you can do it. (Get your mind out of the gutter) I would play it and try to beat it, but every time I fell short. Little did I realize how ridiculously nintendo-hard this game truly is as it gets further to the end.

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  • GamingFurever – RetroRodentia: Battle Of Olympus

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    This is a “retro review” I wrote for GamingFurever.com which, for a while seemed defunct to me, but now I guess it back up again (I just checked now)… however, my reviews don’t seem to be there anymore (I searched “Olympus” in the games and I didn’t see this charming review.

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