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  • This is a “retro review” I wrote for GamingFurever.com which, for a while seemed defunct to me, but now I guess it back up again (I just checked now)… however, my reviews don’t seem to be there anymore. Maniac Mansion. That’s Mansion, with a Maniac in front of it, don’t forget it. I originally played this game when I was in elementary school on my trusty dusty Nintendo Entertainment System. Oh, the stories would abound in the lunch room, particularly about how you could see Nurse Edna naked (fortunately, pure rumors).

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  • This is a “retro review” I wrote for GamingFurever.com which, for a while seemed defunct to me, but now I guess it back up again (I just checked now)… however, my reviews don’t seem to be there anymore.

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  • This is a “retro review” I wrote for GamingFurever.com which, for a while seemed defunct to me, but now I guess it back up again (I just checked now)… however, my reviews don’t seem to be there anymore.

    The date on the txt file I found this in was September 14, 2019, but that is not accurate at all. This was written during my deepest depression of two years about 16 years ago. That would more like 2009, not 2019.

    Anyways, here it is.

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  • This is a “retro review” I wrote for GamingFurever.com which, for a while seemed defunct to me, but now I guess it back up again (I just checked now)… however, my reviews don’t seem to be there anymore. I remember getting a hold of this game in the video game underworld called the playground. I can’t remember what we traded in exchange for this odd title, but we couldn’t find it anywhere else. My future brother-in-law and me together tried to tackle this game, pleasantly so. I don’t think we ever beat it, or solved all the puzzles, but we had a good time.

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  • This is a “retro review” I wrote for GamingFurever.com which, for a while seemed defunct to me, but now I guess it back up again (I just checked now)… however, my reviews don’t seem to be there anymore. Ah, what can I say about this game. I’ve had it since childhood. It always taunted me on a sick day home from school, beat me, beat me, you can do it. (Get your mind out of the gutter) I would play it and try to beat it, but every time I fell short. Little did I realize how ridiculously nintendo-hard this game truly is as it gets further to the end.

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  • This is a “retro review” I wrote for GamingFurever.com which, for a while seemed defunct to me, but now I guess it back up again (I just checked now)… however, my reviews don’t seem to be there anymore (I searched “Olympus” in the games and I didn’t see this charming review.

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  • I stood up, and delivered this serious brooding emotional entanglement of Fox McCloud, torturing himself with the confused longing, oh the confused longing, until he finally placed his elbows on the window of the spaceship, staring out into cold space, and uttered the sonorous word with a deep breath, “Slippy.”

    Not in so many words, no, in fact, in a lot more words.

    This StarFox-inspired piece of fanfiction is centered around a Fox McCloud-like protagonist and dates back to 2002.

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